Colonel Edmund J. Burke
2019-11-07 18:02:51 UTC
It has come to my attenshun that many of you newbies here on alt.baldspot are in need of some firm disciplinary action. Let it now be known that said disciplinary action shall and will be conducted from time to time, and as needs be, by my Iron Fist. First offense: a slap in the kisser. Second offense: latrine duty. Third offense: court martial.