Cragslist personal ad - an armed society

[a425couple]

Cragslist personal ad - an armed society

To the Guy Who Tried to
Mug Me in Downtown Savannah,
the night before last.
Date: 07-27-09,
1:43 A M EST.
I was the guy wearing the black Burberry
jacket, that you demanded
that I hand over to you, shortly after you pulled the knife on my

girlfriend, threatening our lives. >

You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and
earrings.
I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather
important message.
First, I'd like to apologize for your
embarrassment when I drew my pistol after you took my Jacket. The

evening was

not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason.
My
girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol

for my

birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very

evening.

Obviously you agree that it is a very Intimidating weapon when
pointed at your head, wasn't it?
I know it probably wasn't fun
walking back to wherever you'd come from bare footed since I made you

leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you
from calling or

running to your buddies to come help mug us again].
After I called
your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I
explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and

filled up my

gas tank as well as four other people's in the gas station on your
credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was

extremely grateful!

I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go
Go’s, along with all the cash in your wa llet. [That made his
day!] I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that

was parked

at the curb ... after I broke the windshield and side window and

keyed the entire driver's side of the car.

Later, I called a bunch of phone
sex numbers from your cell phone. Ma Bell just now shut down the

line, alt hough

I only used the phone for a little over a day now, so what's going on

with that?

Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's
office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my

possible

target. The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat

(I guess while he traced your number etc.).

In a way, perhaps I should
apologize for not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution

is a far

more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you

well, as you

try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues,

and can only

hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps

reconsider the career path you've chosen to pursue in life.

Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.
Have a good day!
Thoughtfully yours,
Alex
P.S. Remember this motto. . An armed society makes for a more
civil society!

[R]

Post by a425couple

1:43 A M EST.
I was the guy wearing the black Burberry
jacket, that you demanded
that I hand over to you, shortly after you pulled the knife on my

girlfriend, threatening our lives. >

You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and
earrings.
I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather
important message.
First, I'd like to apologize for your
embarrassment when I drew my pistol after you took my Jacket. The

evening was

not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason.
My
girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol

for my

birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very

evening.

Obviously you agree that it is a very Intimidating weapon when
pointed at your head, wasn't it?
I know it probably wasn't fun
walking back to wherever you'd come from bare footed since I made you

leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. That prevented you
from calling or

running to your buddies to come help mug us again.
After I called
your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I
explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and

filled up my

gas tank as well as four other people's in the gas station on your
credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was

extremely grateful!

I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go
Go’s, along with all the cash in your wa llet. That made his
day! I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that

was parked

at the curb ... after I broke the windshield and side window and

keyed the entire driver's side of the car.

Later, I called a bunch of phone
sex numbers from your cell phone. Ma Bell just now shut down the

line, alt hough

I only used the phone for a little over a day now, so what's going on

with that?

Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's
office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my

possible

target. The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat

(I guess while he traced your number etc.).

In a way, perhaps I should
apologize for not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution

is a far

more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you

well, as you

try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues,

and can only

hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps

reconsider the career path you've chosen to pursue in life.

Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.
Have a good day!
Thoughtfully yours,
Alex
P.S. Remember this motto. . An armed society makes for a more
civil society!

Good call not to shoot him! This time...